Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Dear clients,

Over the weekend, Associated Mortgage Primes announced the formation of a 
new department called Enterprise Embedding. Using well-defined business 
volumetrics, Enterprise Embedding seeks to:

- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- Expand on the high level of trust in our company
- Consolidate the position in the peer group of our global workforce
- Evaluate and reassess decision-making process definition and execution

Bill and the operations board will ensure that we will stay market leader 
and excel in our clients' needs.

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!

Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.